notacokeperson: ([K] phoning)
[personal profile] notacokeperson
"You've reached Karina Lyle. Actually... no, you haven't. Leave a message and maybe I'll get back to you."

*Beep!*




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Date: 2013-05-17 10:31 am (UTC)
myownface: (Throwin' Crap.)
From: [personal profile] myownface
"Yeah, don't know if you noticed, but unethical is kinda what I do. Pretty sure I'm not a terrorist, though. I would've noticed that. I don't, like, have my shit together enough."

[Redirected from here!]

Date: 2013-05-17 11:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notacokeperson.livejournal.com
[And replied to here (http://3girls-1core.livejournal.com/888.html?thread=34424#t34424) and here (http://endsthegame.livejournal.com/978.html?thread=5532882#t5532882)!]

Date: 2013-05-17 04:27 pm (UTC)
momslilassassin: ([pos] i am so grown up and smiley)
From: [personal profile] momslilassassin
"Well, one, I'm not a squirrel. Two, squirrels have phones? Three, I'm pretty good at doing my own dirty work, thanks, but I don't think I want to do squirrel dirty work. It probably smells like rum and desperation."

[OOC: From here!]

Date: 2013-05-17 07:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notacokeperson.livejournal.com
[To here (http://seeks-the-stars.livejournal.com/851.html?thread=163667#t163667) and here! (http://genesishero.livejournal.com/417.html?thread=79009#t79009)]

Date: 2013-05-17 06:25 pm (UTC)
wwiii: (Are you for real?)
From: [personal profile] wwiii
"Um, wait... if the sound of my voice offends so much, why would anybody call me? And it's totally fine if you're taken. I'm engaged. My heart isn't exactly breaking here, strange... person."

[From here!]

Date: 2013-05-17 07:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notacokeperson.livejournal.com
[To here!] (http://justlurkinghere.livejournal.com/766.html?thread=442622#t442622)

A Text, Friday Night

Date: 2013-09-28 01:02 pm (UTC)
myownface: (O Rly?)
From: [personal profile] myownface
Guess where I am!

Yeah, he'd told her he would get his revenge.

Re: A Text, Friday Night

Date: 2013-09-28 01:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notacokeperson.livejournal.com
Yeah, she was giving that the side-eye.

... Jail?

Re: A Text, Friday Night

Date: 2013-09-28 01:18 pm (UTC)
myownface: (And?)
From: [personal profile] myownface
Ahahah! Funny, Karina!

Nope! Try again!

Re: A Text, Friday Night

Date: 2013-09-28 01:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notacokeperson.livejournal.com
He could cope. It was a valid question!

Working late at the sex shop?

Re: A Text, Friday Night

Date: 2013-09-28 01:26 pm (UTC)
myownface: (Fancy Bastard)
From: [personal profile] myownface
Left early! Nope!

Oh, he was having fun with this.

I'm wearing a tux!

Re: A Text, Friday Night

Date: 2013-09-28 01:36 pm (UTC)
myownface: (Intense)
From: [personal profile] myownface
I am! Dr. Lecter had it fitted for me. SO GUESS YOU AREN'T GUESSING.

Re: A Text, Friday Night

Date: 2013-09-28 01:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notacokeperson.livejournal.com
She squinted at the text.

Why is a teacher fitting you for a tux?

Re: A Text, Friday Night

Date: 2013-09-28 01:51 pm (UTC)
myownface: (Throwin' Crap.)
From: [personal profile] myownface
Because I needed something to wear to the opera, duh.

Re: A Text, Friday Night

Date: 2013-09-28 01:54 pm (UTC)
myownface: (Smirky)
From: [personal profile] myownface
Aw, that was a freebie. You were supposed to guess.

Re: A Text, Friday Night

Date: 2013-09-28 01:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notacokeperson.livejournal.com
Like I'd ever guess that! Is it for class?

Re: A Text, Friday Night

Date: 2013-09-28 02:01 pm (UTC)
myownface: (Swanky Fedora)
From: [personal profile] myownface
Nah. We had this deal where I had to not talk shit about myself for a week. I won.

So, opera tickets!

... Sparkle was not above bribery.

Re: A Text, Friday Night

Date: 2013-09-28 02:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notacokeperson.livejournal.com
...Clearly.

Karina wasn't really sure what to think about a teacher doing that for Sparkle, but she didn't want to harsh his fun night out either.

You shouldn't talk shit about yourself anyway. Which was true. It was nice of him to take you. Are you having fun?

Re: A Text, Friday Night

Date: 2013-09-28 02:09 pm (UTC)
myownface: (Mr. Dorkyface)
From: [personal profile] myownface
It's weird. All these people dressed up like they're going to a wedding or a funeral or something. But the music's good. It's all in German, I think, but there are subtitles.

Re: A Text, Friday Night

Date: 2013-09-28 02:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notacokeperson.livejournal.com
Do you like it?

Since he hadn't answered her about having fun.

I want a picture of you all dressed up.

She'd gotten him Minnie Mouse ears and cotton candy! He could give her a picture!

Re: A Text, Friday Night

Date: 2013-09-28 02:21 pm (UTC)
myownface: (Trouble Smile)
From: [personal profile] myownface
I love it! What, you think I'm uncultured or something?

That was a trick question. Especially given what he was following it up with...

Already took a selfie in the bathroom mirror.

Re: A Text, Friday Night

Date: 2013-09-28 02:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notacokeperson.livejournal.com
Gimme! And I'm not answering that question fyi.

Re: A Text, Friday Night

Date: 2013-09-28 02:31 pm (UTC)
myownface: (Fancy Bastard)
From: [personal profile] myownface
Good plan. It was a trap anyhow.

He was at least being good and sending her that selfie. Wasn't that good of him?

And look how well he cleaned up!

Re: A Text, Friday Night

Date: 2013-09-28 02:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notacokeperson.livejournal.com
Veeery nice.

Karina approved!

Too bad you're not my type.

Re: A Text, Friday Night

Date: 2013-09-28 02:36 pm (UTC)
myownface: (Grinning Redhead)
From: [personal profile] myownface
Even if I was your type, you're not mine!

Sorry about your luck there, Karina!

Re: A Text, Friday Night

Date: 2013-09-28 02:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notacokeperson.livejournal.com
Yeah, she was rolling her eyes.

No shit.

Re: A Text, Friday Night

Date: 2013-09-28 02:51 pm (UTC)
myownface: (Throwin' Crap.)
From: [personal profile] myownface
But yeah... opera! Totally my revenge.

Envy him, Karina. Envy.

Re: A Text, Friday Night

Date: 2013-09-28 02:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notacokeperson.livejournal.com
It's a pretty good revenge, she admitted.

Though bad form to gloat before I even give you your pressies from Disneyland.

Re: A Text, Friday Night

Date: 2013-09-28 03:06 pm (UTC)
myownface: (Oh Shit)
From: [personal profile] myownface
Aw, come on. I'll bring you back a program or something. Opera souvenirs are kind of different from Disneyland ones.

There was a moment while Sparkle looked around to see if there was some sort of vendor table...

A CD?

Re: A Text, Friday Night

Date: 2013-09-28 03:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notacokeperson.livejournal.com
A program's fine!

Mostly because she knew he didn't have that much spending money. Not that she was going to tell him that.

After all, I got a picture of you already.

Re: A Text, Friday Night

Date: 2013-09-28 03:12 pm (UTC)
myownface: (Agumentative)
From: [personal profile] myownface
Hey, it wasn't like he was planning on paying for the CD.

Don't pass that thing around, okay? I want people to think I'm still totally a hopeless punk, or they'll have expectations of me or something.

Re: A Text, Friday Night

Date: 2013-09-28 03:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notacokeperson.livejournal.com
No stealing at the opera! Or getting Dr. Lecter to buy it!

I have expectations of you. That a problem?

Re: A Text, Friday Night

Date: 2013-09-28 03:33 pm (UTC)
myownface: (Bro Nod)
From: [personal profile] myownface
Hey, Dr. Lecter had a tuxedo tailored for him! THAT SAME DAY. He could afford a CD at the Opera with the $300 tickets, here.

... Depends what they are.

Re: A Text, Friday Night

Date: 2013-09-28 03:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notacokeperson.livejournal.com
... That was true. Fine, a CD was fine.

I want you to get your GED.

Karina started with the easy one first. He already knew she wanted him to get that.

And I want you to be happy. Not faking it.

She was super glad he wasn't around because this was embarrassing.

That's all.

Re: A Text, Friday Night

Date: 2013-09-28 03:53 pm (UTC)
myownface: (Agumentative)
From: [personal profile] myownface
Sparkle kind of stared at his phone for a bit at that. She what. Wha?

... Huh?

Yeah, we'll see. Making no promises on the GED thing, though.

He had no idea where to start with that other thing. Not even the faintest clue.

Re: A Text, Friday Night

Date: 2013-09-28 03:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notacokeperson.livejournal.com
Good. He could just pretend she hadn't texted it to him.

I will cram that information into your head if I have to! You have the time, even with two jobs.

Re: A Text, Friday Night

Date: 2013-09-28 03:58 pm (UTC)
myownface: (Throwin' Crap.)
From: [personal profile] myownface
God, pushy. Yeah, yeah, make me learn. Go right ahead.

He was going to keep that text forever, though. And ever.

Re: A Text, Friday Night

Date: 2013-09-28 04:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notacokeperson.livejournal.com
You're going to regret saying that.

As long as he didn't try and, like, talk to her about it, he could keep it.

I want a CD.

Shut up.

Date: 2014-12-02 02:25 pm (UTC)
raspberryturk: (Bitchplease)
From: [personal profile] raspberryturk
Yo, Rookie. This is Reno. If you get a chance today, I wanna talk to you in my office. If not, I'm gonna be askin' you to stay after class on Monday. We need to chat, yo.

Crazy Phones!

Date: 2015-04-01 10:14 pm (UTC)
not_every_mage: ([spec] hi there!)
From: [personal profile] not_every_mage
[From here]

"We could do the champagne and the picnic and the starlight and maybe skip the proposal? Especially because I'm not completely certain who you are?"

Date: 2015-04-01 10:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] craftyladyparts.livejournal.com
[From here! (http://craftyladyparts.livejournal.com/477.html?thread=235741#t235741)]

"Not really curious, no. You'll never find out what whips I do or don't have, creep."

Date: 2015-04-01 11:30 pm (UTC)
locointhecoco: (anime eyes)
From: [personal profile] locointhecoco
From here

"Oooo, does that mean somepony can, like, pick you up and fire you at people? I did that once with my friend Twilight when we were fighting off changelings, it was tons of fun! Though . . . maybe less fun for Twilight. I never asked.

"Oh, I'm not going to fire you at changelings, though. My cannon works just as well for that. Unless you're a unicorn? ARE YOU A UNICORN?

"Anywho, call me! Byyyyeeeeeeee!"

Date: 2015-04-02 08:47 am (UTC)
glacial_queen: (Are You For Real)
From: [personal profile] glacial_queen
[From here]

"...Triplets? What? I don't know if you're talking a kinky sex thing or you're announcing your incipient parenthood, but either way we've known each other FAR too long to announce it like that!"

Date: 2015-04-02 07:25 pm (UTC)
voiceoverdue: (Default)
From: [personal profile] voiceoverdue
(From here!)

"Well, that's pretty hurtful. I mean, I'm told I'm very good to talk to! I listen pretty well. Mostly. But if you don't want to talk, fine!"
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